Monday, October 18, 2010

The Prince’s Fresh Start

Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.


Scariest pasta ever, y/y?

P.s. Im back.

32 comments:

  1. Sounds like there's too much involved.

    I'll just stay on my current get-rich-quick scheme... but thanks for sharing! :P

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  2. fml i just read all this. walk the dinosaur

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  3. soooo creeepy. lol. oh god, not belair.

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  4. I'll never get in a taxi with fuzzy novelty dice ever again.

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  5. it would be nice to have a fresh start!

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  6. fullowin 'n' suppin :)

    wtfiniggagun

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  7. nice post and welcome back. I really want Diablo 3 as well 8D

    come check out my music blog when you have the chance :P

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  8. Do you have to be born and raised in West Philly for this to work?

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  9. creep to the max, ha! nice post :)

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  10. omg, really some creepy stuff :S:S

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  11. I've done it, My life was actually flipped and turned upside down

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  12. Oh man, scariest creepypasta I've read by far! I'll never play basketball again! Hahaha.

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  13. Hah, I got a good laugh outta this. Thanks! :)

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